Definitions by KImCobain

Facebook Philosopher 

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

Facebook Philosopher by KImCobain June 11, 2016

pee pee hostage 

When you're stuck on an Airbus which can't land due to weather, and you can't get up because the captain can't turn off the seatbelt sign

Dude I was a pee pee hostage over Denver!

pee pee hostage by KImCobain June 7, 2016

resort porky 

Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort

Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..

resort porky by KImCobain June 6, 2016

Public Transportation Loser 

A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.

As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.

Public Transportation Loser by KImCobain October 18, 2015

They Clowned You 

They got over on you.

Trace and Jett stole your design ideas. Dude, they Clowned you.

They Clowned You by KImCobain October 2, 2015

We Got Clowned

Another way of saying someone or someones got over on you.

Brooks gave our design ideas to another decorator - Man we got Clowned!

We Got Clowned by KImCobain September 30, 2015

Yeah no 

An annoying and obnoxious phrase uttered by the simple minded, who don't think before they speak. It's a manner of habit for most who use it.

Lance: "Is that included in the price you quoted?"
Rep: "Yeah no, you need to upgrade for that"

Yeah no by KImCobain April 22, 2015