KENNY's definitions

slurt

to shoot man juice

i slurted my load. all over her face.

by kenny December 18, 2003

wound

A bad or ugly injury, or deep gash in the flesh.

"He has a nasty flesh wound"

by Kenny May 13, 2005

butt mud warrior

1.one who paints their face with their own poop before going to war,see;berserker

2.a very,very,gay man

( ((><)) )```` hahaha

by kenny December 10, 2003

biff

fochanka male version of a fochanka

my biff got cut off by that giant tiki man.

by kenny December 22, 2003

hayhay

slang for the game of the gods...HALO

Sup dawg, yo wanna go play some hayhay

by Kenny May 17, 2004

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

active

Something pertaining to something else that is cool...

That shit is Active.

by Kenny May 6, 2003