KEN's definitions

fauxmo

It's another definition of metrosexual.

Is he gay or a fauxmo?

by Ken December 15, 2003

SilvenSwordsman

A person who will consistently use the Socratic way to make you think his/her way.

Andre was being Silvenswordsman to Aquino to prove to him that he had the bigger penis.

by ken November 30, 2004

bitch slap

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining

Kieth owed me that $20 for weeks and I had to bitch slap the M.F. to get it back.

by Ken November 29, 2002

Seva

One Jacked russian!

As long as you never work out, and drink lotsa vodka...then u will become a Seva

by Ken October 14, 2003

flerker

A male who exibits his erect penis
from the bushes.

Don,t go near those bushes, there,s a flerker in there.

by Ken March 26, 2004

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

hrl

hoodlums running loose. Hardcore thug gang from churchie.

if you fuck with hrl they will not bash you

by ken December 15, 2004