KEN's definitions

Seva

A jacked Russian

As long as you never work-out, and you drink a lot of vodka, then you will become a Seva

by Ken October 14, 2003

stolee

the highest level of a hot guy and he has and extremely large cock

that kid is a stolee

by ken November 3, 2004

fried chicken sundae

Like any other sundae, this particular dish has all the fixins of the stereotypical run of the mill sundae. The exception here is that in place of ice cream, you have a platter of fried chicken, preferably with no bones. In the fried chicken sundae, "fixins" or toppings are added much more liberally.

Horatio F. Christ: My my this is a drab meal, I do truly hope that dessert is much more profitable.
Darius L. Rucker: Don't worry my good man. . . we have. . . Fried Chicken Sundaes!!!
H.F.C.: QUITE GOOD MY FRIEND! Quite good indeed, for this you will get a raise. I love fried chicken sundaes more than my wife and kids.

by Ken December 14, 2004

ROBL

Rolling Over Bed Laughing

01:11:12 <Spastic> So like Autism sounds shit
01:11:23 <chopz> man why are you lookin at that
01:11:31 <Spastic> Cause there was some ad on the tv
01:11:33 <Spastic> Teh
01:11:39 <Spastic> And I felt bad for teh kid with autism
01:11:44 <Spastic> Cause he was like 18 years old
01:11:47 <Spastic> And playing magic cards
01:11:51 <Spastic> So he was kinda like Jon
01:11:56 <chopz> ROFL
01:12:09 <chopz> rolling around my bed laughing
01:12:13 <Spastic> ROBL

by Ken October 20, 2004

fack

When abusing someone in the heat of the moment, you can't decide whether to call them a fag or a fuck. So you call them a fack.

Chopz: i hope hot chicks are provided as well as relivant materials. ie gloves
Ken: Gloves
Ken: WTF
Ken: YOU WEAK FACK

by Ken June 13, 2004

fauxmo

It's another definition of metrosexual.

Is he gay or a fauxmo?

by Ken December 15, 2003

all over it

" Have it covered " or Have the situation totally under control

"Man that was a great game of b-ball" " yeah, you were all over it"

by KEN July 27, 2003