From ye olde England times; a Porl is a Leigh-th young man, fluent in the art of piss-taking and female-baiting. Knows far too much about films and not enough about anything else.

Frequently followed by insults.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Verb: Porl. Definition: Lying in the pursuit of social acceptance. The word covers everything between the act of exagerating the truth to straight out lying in the pursuit of social acceptance amongst peers and seniors.

Changing so dramatically from what you were known to be. A complete metamorphasis- usually the change is for the worse.

A state of mind, achieved through various methods such as contemplating the legitimacy of gravity, resulting in visions of space bunnies and anti-gravity spirits. To do a Porl is to communicate with said space bunnies via telepathic means, and to be informed the world will end within 30 days.