KEN's definitions

Laudy

synonymous with hot. meaning very frigging attractive.

check out that laudy harlot.
translation.. that lady is very pretty

by ken December 7, 2003

democracy

Fascism you can vote for.

How exactly does the President do more good then Hussein?

by Ken July 20, 2004

blackenese

a person of color who speaks or have knowledge of asian culture and/or language

tupac speaking japanese

by ken January 15, 2005

fried chicken sundae

Like any other sundae, this particular dish has all the fixins of the stereotypical run of the mill sundae. The exception here is that in place of ice cream, you have a platter of fried chicken, preferably with no bones. In the fried chicken sundae, "fixins" or toppings are added much more liberally.

Horatio F. Christ: My my this is a drab meal, I do truly hope that dessert is much more profitable.
Darius L. Rucker: Don't worry my good man. . . we have. . . Fried Chicken Sundaes!!!
H.F.C.: QUITE GOOD MY FRIEND! Quite good indeed, for this you will get a raise. I love fried chicken sundaes more than my wife and kids.

by Ken December 14, 2004

bitch slap

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining

Kieth owed me that $20 for weeks and I had to bitch slap the M.F. to get it back.

by Ken November 29, 2002

Finger Dickhead

One who got a fucking small~~~ DICK + IS A FACHKING IDIOT IN DA HEAD

Hey Jo Dude, Ur Just A Finger DickHead Man

OMFG W00T OWNED!

by Ken March 3, 2005

schnockered

of jewish decent, to be drunk as marie after many a shot

marie is totally schnockered

by ken January 30, 2005