KEN's definitions

smallville

a small town in the heart of kansas were extremly weird things happen from a metor that hit close by about 15 years ago

i wanna move out to smallville.

by ken November 17, 2004

jerby

To know more than there is to know...

I ain't gonna study, I'm feelin' all jerby.

by ken March 17, 2005

funny

1. haha
2. strange

1. person 1: ouch
person 2: haha!
2. that's funny, i could have sworn there was something in my pants

by ken May 7, 2003

Number 7

Adding heroin to cocaine before cooking it in a spoon with baking soda so it binds together into one rock.

I got right fucked up smoking number 7's last night but now I'm dopesick today.

by Ken November 29, 2002

Laudy

synonymous with hot. meaning very frigging attractive.

check out that laudy harlot.
translation.. that lady is very pretty

by ken December 7, 2003

Finger Cock

One who has a fucking damn shitty small~~~~~~~ dick

Doctor: Damn Mr.X You Got A Damn Finger Cock!! OMFGROFLMAOWTFBBQSAUCE

by Ken March 1, 2005

budonkadonk

A large butt

I like a girl with a budonkadonk butt.

by ken October 8, 2002