KEN's definitions

funny

1. haha
2. strange

1. person 1: ouch
person 2: haha!
2. that's funny, i could have sworn there was something in my pants

by ken May 7, 2003

Number 7

Adding heroin to cocaine before cooking it in a spoon with baking soda so it binds together into one rock.

I got right fucked up smoking number 7's last night but now I'm dopesick today.

by Ken November 29, 2002

the quinn

a highly skilled young gentleman.also a sexy love god.and is the hardist crew member.

oh may god the quinns comin that sexy man beast

by ken November 27, 2004

Tricklude

1. Having an insatiable thirst for tech knowledge
2. Being able to learn anything.

Vinnie, being a born Tricklude, learned Ubuntu in 1/2 an hour and built his own server with only a piece of chalk, cereal, and some glue!

by ken March 30, 2006

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

by Ken December 1, 2002

ashwini style

to skip first base, and go back afterwards, all within 20 minutes of alone time.

girl: LETs DO IT ASHWINI STYLE!

by ken April 23, 2005

smallville

a small town in the heart of kansas were extremly weird things happen from a metor that hit close by about 15 years ago

i wanna move out to smallville.

by ken November 17, 2004