chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'
Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.
by kdawg April 10, 2003
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vexy

very sexy

I thought of very and sexy and combined the two together, and that translated to vexy.
1. Yo, that chick was so vexy. I want to do her.

2. That vexy chick, she's da bomb!
by Kdawg January 31, 2005
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double commando

female: to wear neither panties nor bra
After swimteam practice, im going double commando because i dont have any undergarments with me.
by kdawg June 07, 2003
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candyflip

To candyflip, a verb. The original Manchester term used for eating E and LSD at the same time, referencing the candy "e" giving you sweet feelings and the LSD *flipping your punk ass out!*
When we went to those raves back in '90 and '91, a lot of people were candyflipping. The music was really fun to dance to and there weren't all these candy ravers and etards then.
by KDawg July 11, 2004
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leah dizon

Hottest babe in the import modeling scene! Sooooooo beautiful.
Leah Dizon, we should get married, right now, and we can adopt if you wish to retain your beauty forever.
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
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MAFAC

the ultimate vintage bicycle brake company, which made cantilever brakes such as the Cyclo-Tandem, Jacky, Criterium, Driver, and gangster ish!

I thought of this because I own a set of this ish! Puttin' them on my MTB Tandem or just MTB. Love them.
Dude, give me back my MAFAC brakes. If you don't, I'll do your chick.

Dude, you dodn't know a thing about MAFAC.
by Kdawg January 31, 2005
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80D

"Hey! (do) You ever think UMITE HaB 80D?"
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
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