KATherine's definitions

Wad wiper

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.

by Katherine January 14, 2004

wetawdid

retarded as fuck, good to say when ur stoned... gets u laughing

dyamn hes wetawdid

by Katherine June 20, 2004

jokie

Comedy equivalent of a groupie. Jokies tend to surface during major comedy festivals, such as Melbourne, Edinbourgh and Montreal.

Did you see her making out with (insert name of comedian)? God, she is such a jokie.

by Katherine May 13, 2005

hoxy

Hot + Foxy = Hoxy

She is so hoxy, I could just...

by Katherine March 16, 2004

Gunnitis

(n) a disease caught by those who attend Gunn High School, Palo Alto, and some surrounding schools. Symptoms generally start to appear junior year, though they may be present as early as sixth grade in some cases. Short-term effects include mad AP classes as well as extracurriculars, caffeine addiction, intense sleep-deprivation, a triple-booked schedule, no time for family and/or friends, and chronic talking online at 5AM while doing homework.

Long-term effects include acceptance to Stanford(in severe cases), heart disease, and a "BRING IT ON" mentality regarding life that will haunt you to your grave.

I was studying AP Biology while on a volunteer worksite in Canada over spring break and talking in French to my professor online, when I realized what a totally *Gunnitis* moment it was.

by Katherine July 2, 2004

Pavement

1. The sidewalk
2. A highly influencial 90s rock band that started in 1898 and then, unfortunately split in 1999. Stephen Malkmus was frontman (guitar and main vocals), backed up by Scott "Spiral Stairs" Kannberg (guitar), Gary Young (drummer in the beginning), Mark Ibold (bass), Steve West (drummer after Young left), and Bob Nastanovich (percussion).
After Pavement fell out, SM developed "Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks" and Spiral Stairs started "Preston School of Industry."
Though five years have gone by since the band's demise, it still releases new editions of albumns and DVDs, thus retaining their impressive legion of fans.

1. It's so hot that someone's frying an egg on the pavement.

by Katherine April 3, 2004

exsanguination

Song by AFI, who rule.

You watched me dying.
Holding me down, you brought my rebirth.

by Katherine April 26, 2005