Fuckchops is a wonderfully adaptable word, which can be used as a term of endearment, an insult, or an adjective.
"Hello fuckchops, how was your day?"
"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."
"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."
"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."
"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."
by K9GUY June 3, 2009
Get the fuckchopsmug. Fish hook- a sexual manoevre in which one person uses a finger or a thumb to form a crudely improvised hook inside the orrifice of another, followed by exerting an outward, stretching pressure on said orrifice.
"Dude, I was in the heat of the moment and I fish hooked my Mrs...didn't she get upset with me! "
"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"
"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"
by K9GUY June 3, 2009
Get the fish hookmug. WORD PAIRING involves the pairing of a swear word with any other word in order to add significance to the second word.
In this capacity it is often the case that the swear word conveys some type of discriptive capacity regarding number, significance, import or quality.
In this capacity it is often the case that the swear word conveys some type of discriptive capacity regarding number, significance, import or quality.
Below are listed some practical examples of swear pairing
"Mate you should grab a couple of bags of cornchips, cos they're on special..."
"Nah buddy, I've got fuckbags of chips at home..."
"That guy was fuckdumb wasn't he?"
"This situation is headed to fucktown fast..."
"My pay cheque hasn't cleared yet god damn it...looks like I'm eating 2 minute shitnoodles again..."
"Mate you should grab a couple of bags of cornchips, cos they're on special..."
"Nah buddy, I've got fuckbags of chips at home..."
"That guy was fuckdumb wasn't he?"
"This situation is headed to fucktown fast..."
"My pay cheque hasn't cleared yet god damn it...looks like I'm eating 2 minute shitnoodles again..."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
Get the SWEAR PAIRINGmug. First used in early 2009 in Victoria, Australia, this term is commonly used as a colloquial term in both a descriptive and derogatory fashion.
Noun - To describe a person that shows a distinct lack of moral fibre and/or moral scruples. A person that acts selfishly, with or without any thought, towards a person or persons towards whom they should demonstrate respect, grattitude, or ethcial consideration towards.
Adjective- An act that is performed by one person towards another person, often causing tremendous disadvantage to the affected party, and is performed to provide the perpetrator with some type of gain or advantage.
Noun - To describe a person that shows a distinct lack of moral fibre and/or moral scruples. A person that acts selfishly, with or without any thought, towards a person or persons towards whom they should demonstrate respect, grattitude, or ethcial consideration towards.
Adjective- An act that is performed by one person towards another person, often causing tremendous disadvantage to the affected party, and is performed to provide the perpetrator with some type of gain or advantage.
SIDNEY is a term that can be used in the same fashion as, and in place of, the term Judas.
"I got that bitch a job, a house, lent him money, and then she pulled a SIDNEY on me. She took my job, screwed my husband, and kicked my dog. What a cock smoker!"
"I cant believe he chucked a SIDNEY on me! After all I have done for that guy he really stabbed me in the back..."
"Mate, I really need your support on this right now. If I bring you in on this project you better make sure you don't rip me SIDNEY style, or I will be forced to kick your ass!"
"I can't believe my bastard husband! He left me with a young child, no money, took the car, and was fucking my best friend behind my back...he really handed me the big SIDNEY, and I don't know what to do."
"You treacherous, SIDNEY-ass motherfucker."
"I got that bitch a job, a house, lent him money, and then she pulled a SIDNEY on me. She took my job, screwed my husband, and kicked my dog. What a cock smoker!"
"I cant believe he chucked a SIDNEY on me! After all I have done for that guy he really stabbed me in the back..."
"Mate, I really need your support on this right now. If I bring you in on this project you better make sure you don't rip me SIDNEY style, or I will be forced to kick your ass!"
"I can't believe my bastard husband! He left me with a young child, no money, took the car, and was fucking my best friend behind my back...he really handed me the big SIDNEY, and I don't know what to do."
"You treacherous, SIDNEY-ass motherfucker."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the SIDNEYmug. Boob- Australian street slang for jail.
Cat- Australian street slang for a homosexual male.
BOOB CAT- A phrase used commonly in the Australian prison system/s to describe the phenomenon of 'straight' male inmates that only resort to engaging in sexual activity with other male inmates during periods of incarceration, purely for the purpose of sexual gratification.
Cat- Australian street slang for a homosexual male.
BOOB CAT- A phrase used commonly in the Australian prison system/s to describe the phenomenon of 'straight' male inmates that only resort to engaging in sexual activity with other male inmates during periods of incarceration, purely for the purpose of sexual gratification.
"That Hamill character is a flat-out boob cat! He used to get his toes sucked flat out by Jamie, and used to get visited by his gay mate the high school principal."
"John secretly lusted after men in jail, and that makes him a rampant boob cat."
"John secretly lusted after men in jail, and that makes him a rampant boob cat."
by K9GUY June 3, 2009
Get the Boob Catmug. A bastardised application of the word boss, when pronounced with a strong South African accent.
BAAS, when applied correctly and used strictly in context, describes a mature alpha male with a quick temper, strict code of moral conduct, high expectations of self and others, and a tendancy towards and talent for use of extreme violence in order to maintain social order, hierachy and decorum.
A BAAS in human social terms is roughly equivalent to, but more intelligent than, a sliverback gorilla.
BAAS, when applied correctly and used strictly in context, describes a mature alpha male with a quick temper, strict code of moral conduct, high expectations of self and others, and a tendancy towards and talent for use of extreme violence in order to maintain social order, hierachy and decorum.
A BAAS in human social terms is roughly equivalent to, but more intelligent than, a sliverback gorilla.
Maggot- "Jesus Bryce, stop being a difficult arsehole for fucks sake!"
Bryce- "Don't give me attitude you imbecile, or I will split your fucking head wide open and fuck the hole, just to show you who is BAAS..."
"Don't get mouthy to that bloke there mate, he's a real BAAS"
Bryce- "Don't give me attitude you imbecile, or I will split your fucking head wide open and fuck the hole, just to show you who is BAAS..."
"Don't get mouthy to that bloke there mate, he's a real BAAS"
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the BAASmug. HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
Get the HALF PAST FUCKmug.