Justin W.'s definitions

eldophiliac

The polar opposite of a pedophiliac, just not in the small child sense. 18+ for 25+.

Justin who is 19, wants Scott who is 28.

by Justin W. March 9, 2005

Bloon

The alter-ego of a balloon, just said, as someone who has a slight hint of tourettes.

Background:
Pat: someone in my 3rd hour popped a bloon and i hid under my coat
Pat: balloon*
Pat: im glad i can spell and stuff ;-)
Justin: lol.
Justin: i'm glad too.
Justin: it's the ghetto way.
Pat: hehe
Justin: bloon
Justin: HAHA
Pat: HAHA
Pat: say it out loud
Pat: wow
Justin: BLOOON!

I made the bloon, go POP! So, I scared the living hell out of myself, and Pat. So, he slapped me, and I just smiled.

by Justin W. March 11, 2005

manjyms

when you have to poop so bad you feel as if there is a lego castle being formed in your rectum.

"the other day i had the manjyms so bad i crapped in a department store bathroom."

by justin w. March 28, 2005

shokaid

Slang term for "Yo kid".

Guy1: Shokaid!
Guy2: What?

by Justin W. June 5, 2004

man's ass

Slang term that Anthony uses out of randomness.

Guy: Dude, so I was walking down the street and I saw this...
Anthony: Dude! Man's ass?

by Justin W. June 5, 2004

two guys

Another slang term that Anthony uses out of randomness. See also: man's ass

Ex1:
Guy: Ok. So as I was saying....
Anthony: Wait! Dude! Two guys?

Ex2:
Anthony: Dude....of all seriousness...two guys.

by Justin W. June 8, 2004

raffles

raffle = rofl

Means that something is usually funny, or it could not be and in that case, you would say "raffles" to mock someone, usually a noob. See: roofles

Ex1:
Guy1: Haha check out this picture...
Guy2: raffles

Ex2:
Guy1: Dude, lyke check out diz picture it'z lyke teh sex0r.
Guy2: Raffles. Go home noob.

by Justin W. June 8, 2004