Peter Griffin Effect

When a man is so fat that his stomach obscures his genitals, just like Peter
Griffin.

He's so so fat, I'm pretty sure he suffers from the Peter Griffin Effect.

by Justin Thorson October 16, 2008

Disaster Movie

1. Snynonym for suckiness on a level previously unknown to man. An object so reviled that even its name inspires fear and loathng into all who have heard of it or seen it.
2. A 2008 "comedy" film that fits the description above. Quite possibly the worst thing ever to have shed light upon this earth.

1. That band sucked so hard, it was Disaster Movie.
2. Oh my god! After being unfortunate enough to see Disaster Movie, I can truly say that I have endured something worse than death! In fact death would be a welcome relief from the enduring pain I have suffered from seeing this Shit Bomb.

by Justin Thorson October 23, 2008

squirrels

Quite possibly the most evil animals on earth. Behind their cute, adorable facade lies an evil beast waiting to destroy us all. The most evil ones are the Black Canadian variety.

One day walking through the woods, some squirrels decided to attack me, but I managed to fend them off with a near-by branch.

by Justin Thorson January 14, 2009

awesomification

The process of either creating awesome or converting something un-awesome into something awesome.

I believe that through the process of awesomification, we can make America more awesome.

by Justin Thorson February 26, 2009

WWKHD

What Would King Harkinian Do?
A question all true warriors must answer. It comes from the famously shit-tastic Zelda CD i series. Most of the time this involves wondering whats for dinner and punishing Duke Onkled.

"WWKHD?"
"Wonder what's for DINNER, of course!"

by Justin Thorson March 22, 2009

freeify

The process of freeification. Often used by George Bush to justify invading Iraq.

We're gonna freeify these Iraqistani peoples.

by Justin Thorson April 23, 2008

awesome squared

Something that is so awesome, that in order to comprehend its awesomness, you must multiply it by itself.

That explosion was awesome squared.

by Justin Thorson February 26, 2009