Justin Thorson's definitions

freeify

The process of freeification. Often used by George Bush to justify invading Iraq.

We're gonna freeify these Iraqistani peoples.

by Justin Thorson April 23, 2008

WWKHD

What Would King Harkinian Do?
A question all true warriors must answer. It comes from the famously shit-tastic Zelda CD i series. Most of the time this involves wondering whats for dinner and punishing Duke Onkled.

"WWKHD?"
"Wonder what's for DINNER, of course!"

by Justin Thorson March 22, 2009

squirrels

Quite possibly the most evil animals on earth. Behind their cute, adorable facade lies an evil beast waiting to destroy us all. The most evil ones are the Black Canadian variety.

One day walking through the woods, some squirrels decided to attack me, but I managed to fend them off with a near-by branch.

by Justin Thorson January 14, 2009

awesome squared

Something that is so awesome, that in order to comprehend its awesomness, you must multiply it by itself.

That explosion was awesome squared.

by Justin Thorson February 26, 2009

awesomification

The process of either creating awesome or converting something un-awesome into something awesome.

I believe that through the process of awesomification, we can make America more awesome.

by Justin Thorson February 26, 2009

Mario's floating head

Exactly what it implies: the floating head of mario from the asstastic educational game, Mario Teaches Typing 2. Says many incredible, awesome things as "Imma bet you can't do this! WEEEEEEEE!" "Oh,nice computer you got here! Can I have it" and "Oh boy! Finally imma get to move onthe ground"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"

Mario's floating head is awesome. Apparently he wants somethingto drinkie!

by Justin Thorson February 27, 2009

Peter Griffin Effect

When a man is so fat that his stomach obscures his genitals, just like Peter
Griffin.

He's so so fat, I'm pretty sure he suffers from the Peter Griffin Effect.

by Justin Thorson October 16, 2008