9 definitions by Justin Thorson
What Would King Harkinian Do?
A question all true warriors must answer. It comes from the famously shit-tastic Zelda CD i series. Most of the time this involves wondering whats for dinner and punishing Duke Onkled.
A question all true warriors must answer. It comes from the famously shit-tastic Zelda CD i series. Most of the time this involves wondering whats for dinner and punishing Duke Onkled.
by Justin Thorson March 22, 2009
by Justin Thorson April 22, 2008
Quite possibly the most evil animals on earth. Behind their cute, adorable facade lies an evil beast waiting to destroy us all. The most evil ones are the Black Canadian variety.
One day walking through the woods, some squirrels decided to attack me, but I managed to fend them off with a near-by branch.
by Justin Thorson September 30, 2008
"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by Justin Thorson September 10, 2008
by Justin Thorson October 22, 2008
Exactly what it implies: the floating head of mario from the asstastic educational game, Mario Teaches Typing 2. Says many incredible, awesome things as "Imma bet you can't do this! WEEEEEEEE!" "Oh,nice computer you got here! Can I have it" and "Oh boy! Finally imma get to move onthe ground"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"
by Justin Thorson October 23, 2008
Something that is so awesome, that in order to comprehend its awesomness, you must multiply it by itself.
That explosion was awesome squared.
by Justin Thorson October 22, 2008