Justin's definitions

minipenis

A very small penis,
unable to penetrate a vagina.

You have such a minipenis.

by Justin April 20, 2005

Duece

A term used to describe the late Pope John Paul II.

"The cardinal college has to elect someone to replace the deuce."

"Hey, did you see that the duece died."

by Justin April 19, 2005

Ashland City

Breeding ground for the Redneck population of Tennessee. Some consider it the Redneck Captial of the South. Most of her residents prefer their hair short in the front and long in the back, a Tennessee Tophat if you will.

Many a roofer have found their way here in search of gainful employment with moderate success.

Pam: We gon get us a biscuit and a pepsssi down der at Arnge's Market on Bear Waller. They got the best biscuit's in all of Ashland City.

by Justin April 19, 2005

metalica

first off metallica is the right way to spell it which is strange because theres actually more under metalica than metallica. strange

besides that metallica is an awsome metal band that started in the 80s

Lead singer/rythem guitar:James hedfield
Lead guitar:kurk hammett
Drummer: Lars Ulrich
Bass: Mike Inez

Its Metallica not Metalica Moron

by Justin April 18, 2005

electric Bob

electricute yourself while inside a wet vagina.

i gave her an electric Bob doggy style with the toaster in the kitchen.

by Justin April 15, 2005

Zysoclaplem

n. & adv.

A term used to describe someone who is thought to be female, usually due to comments about their boyfriend/s, but is actually a homosexual male.

I find it hilarious that you having been hitting on the original poster, who is not a girl at all, but a zysoclaplem.

by Justin April 13, 2005

Duckie

Any form of Asian. From this forms a game. If you locate an Asian and exclaim "duckie!" you are allowed to punch a friend of your choice.

Hey, check it out! Duckie, duckie! *punch punch*

by Justin April 11, 2005