Justin's definitions

mammalaya

a fine meat dish of meats from around the world. each mammal was eaten by the later to eventually create a stew of 33 animals, which is in the end, just whale shit.

how to make mammalaya:
take one turducken (a pork stuffed game hen stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey) and feed it to a moose. Kill the moose within 20 minutes of ingestion, remove the stomach and liquify the contents. Intravenously feed the liquid to a Deer. Feed the deer to a large group of cows, and then give the full cows to a whale. Wait till the whale shits, collect the excrement and boil for 3 hours. Strain off excess muck and drink.

pass the mammalaya

hey ya'll, the mammalaya is on, grab a spoon.

by justin January 15, 2004

Homsar

An elderley version of the popular web-character Homestar Runner. Homsar is one who lived through the sixties, which is why we can barely understand him (we even tolf him not to drink the bong water).

Hey Tubs, I just lost my jenga-jam.

Don't you talk to me.

by Justin April 15, 2003

weasel

to take a pee

I have to take a weasel.

by Justin August 16, 2003

musicianary

A missionary whose primary tool is one of music, using songs to spread the Gospel.

The musicianary is singing songs about Jesus with those tribal leaders.

by Justin June 1, 2004

Funk Master C

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.

Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.

by Justin May 13, 2005

afterglide

n., v. The visual sensation which occurs after playing Guitar Hero; one looks at a still area, ie. a painting or the tv screen after the song is done and the visuals seem to melt together towards one focal point. This is because your eyes still need time to adjust from a constantly moving screen.

Noun: Man, I played 40 minutes of Guitar Hero straight and had an afterglide for about half as long.

Verb: Matt: Dude, what's with Chris?
Shaun: Ah, don't worry about him man. He's just aftergliding.

by Justin April 5, 2007

shit-faced

The act of smoking weed and drinking until you vomit in your pants and pass out on the steps.

Justin smokes until he is shit-faced everynight.

by Justin March 17, 2003