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n. & adv.

A term used to describe someone who is thought to be female, usually due to comments about their boyfriend/s, but is actually a homosexual male.
I find it hilarious that you having been hitting on the original poster, who is not a girl at all, but a zysoclaplem.
by Justin April 13, 2005
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