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crateball

The most badass game ever. Involves 2 milk crates separated at a distance of about a youth soccer field, with a ball such as one used in kickball in the middle of the field. The crates have a hula hoop or some other circular object surrounding them. If anyone from either team is inside that hoop for more than one or two seconds, then they are served with a penalty. This rule basically just prevents people from sitting on the crate or otherwise being a douchebag. The object of the game is to get the ball in the other crate. The game starts with the two teams running towards the ball in the center from their crates, and gameplay continues from there. Gameplay never stops until the end of the game (normally when everyone decides to quit, but you can set a scoring limit). Since the field is divided in half, each team has half the field. If you have the ball, and you go into the other team's half, then if they tag you you have to freeze and throw the ball to someone else. If you are tagged on your side of the field, then nothing happens, and if you are tagged when you dont have the ball on the other side of the field, then nothing happens. Your team scores a point if you manage to get the ball inside the enemy team's crate. The ball can be dribbled, kicked, throw, ran with, etc. There are no rules as to how you can tag a person, either. Tackling is acceptable, as is a feminine slap on the back. There have been many good wrestling matches in the middle of a crateball game.

Generally, teams of about 4-10 work best.
"dude, crateball after class?"
"hell yeah, lemme get the stuff outta my trunk"
by Justin April 11, 2005
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Charred Tard

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drugstore cowboy

Rebecca met her drugstore cowboy in the alley that night.
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Metal

A movement in music that started in the late 60's with Black Sabbath. Metal is generally classified by a heavy sound and rebellious and/or angry lyrics. Most forms of metal require an incredible musical proficiency. If you don't believe that, pick up a guitar sometime and try to play "Raining Blood" by Slayer.

Metal is the antithesis of mainstream music. It is quite possibly the most technically demanding and misunderstood form of music there is.

Metal's image was severely damaged in the 80's, with poser bands like Poison and Whitesnake claiming to be metal, when they were nothing more than watered down rock. The damage to metal's image continues even to this day, with many people not in the know beliving metal to be men in glittery spandex and poodle hair prancing about on stage singing 'Talk Dirty To Me." If you want an idea of what Metal truly is, take a look and a listen at a band like Slayer.

Some people have the misconception that metal is incoherent and devoid of melody or talent. People who think this obviously haven't listened to Iron Maiden. Generally people with this attitude are morons who listen to U2, so their opinions really don't matter anyway.

And to the guy who said metal is 'like rock, only gay,' Shut up and listen to your Ricky Martin album, you fvcking toolbag.
"That's fucking METAL!!"
by Justin April 4, 2005
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perpetrator

A perpetrator is...

-Someone who dresses 'gangsta,' talks 'gangsta,' and generally acts 'gangsta,' but doesn't live the gang lifestyle.

-Someone who admires emulates the gangsta style of dress, speech, music, etc, but doesn't commit to a gangsta life.
"Nah, man I'm just a perpetrator! I like the clothes!"
by Justin April 3, 2005
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Kur PLunk

When a girl rides a guys dick while he is taking a shit.
Joe hurry up and give that bitch a kur plunk so I can take one too!
by Justin April 1, 2005
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Backyard Bang

See, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man stick his magic stick in the womans shit hole and they begin to have intercourse.
Joe did you fuck sally last night? Yep, sure did, gave that bitch a backyard banging!
by Justin April 1, 2005
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