Definitions by Justin
IRL
In Real Life - Something people who have such a thing say on the Internet to irritate those of us who do not. These three letters send the average geek loner into a nostalgic flashback of better times in their childhood.
gryffindor
a house on the complete downfall. Originally had kick ass kids who knew how to party like James, Sirius, and Remus..but now are inhabited as such pussies as Ron and Hermione. Fred and George were their only hope with their childish menial gags and jokes, but look at that, they up and left. Gryffindor sucks, and if Harry wasn't such a crybaby bitch he could be living it up in Slytherin right now.
Rowling makes Gryffindor win all the time because she doesn't want to make pussy children upset that only the strongest survive.
gryffindor by Justin December 3, 2004
draco malfoy
When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.
draco malfoy by Justin December 2, 2004
preesh
cause today we are too lazy and informal to use the word "appreciate". Usually used by those coming out of their drug induced 20's to realize they are 30 and have to work in a professional realm.
craple
another way to reffer to a criple without getting in trouble for mentioning their handicapp disability