Definitions by Justclowntingz

Herpegonosyphilaids 

The place-holder name for the unknown STI you got first semester of college, derived from a portmanteau of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS.

My herpegonosyphilaids is really acting up but the free clinic doesn’t open until Friday

Herpegonosyphilaids by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Eskimo step-siblings 

When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.

Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR

Eskimo step-siblings by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Schrödinger’s baby 

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later

Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant

Schrödinger’s baby by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Onision 

A child groomer

Onision is a child groomer

Onision by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Videophone 

When two influencers collaborate on each-other’s accounts and the guest influencer completely outshines the main.

“Videophone” is such a cheap attempt to replicate “Telephone” and Gaga completely out-performed Beyoncé on her own song.

Videophone by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Useful idiot 

A term specific to Washington D.C. for “voters”

Boomers are such useful idiots

Useful idiot by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Judge Judy 

A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.

1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot

Judge Judy by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020