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Hazard

A great Belgian footballer who is currently playing at Chelsea. He has now officially moved to Real Madrid and will take on the great number 7.
Zidane: Eden Hazard will be great in Real Madrid! Now all we need is Mbappe, De Gea, Pogba and a few others...
by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019
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Gabriel

Gabriel is the kindest and funniest person you could ever meet. He could cheer up anybodies day with only one word. If you ever fall in love with a Gabriel, never ever let him go or you will regret it for the rest of your life. His beautiful brown eyes and hair will always have the girls looking twice. He is very fit and loves sport. Gabriel is such a handsome and cool guy, so never ever ever let him go if you fall in love with one. All the other boys are jealous of him. All the girls are jealous of the girl he is with.
Gabriel is so handsome!
I know, I couldn't help myself. I had look back at his beautiful brown eyes.
by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019
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Luke

A boy who never does his top button up.
"Luke, is your top button not done up again?"
"No! I'm sure I did it this morning!
by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
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Missile

Trump: I love my new missile!
by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019
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Zachary

An annoying dude who doesn't help you with anything whatsoever. If you ever fall in love with a Zachary, snap out of it! He makes dumb choices, is very fat, is very ugly and is a very idiotic person. Never ever find love with a Zachary..
Ew! Zachary is so ugly and fat! Nobody likes him!!
by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019
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Neymar

A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.
Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019
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Jupiter82

The best at publishing definitions onto the Urban Dictionary

*See Granny Theft Auto*
by Jupiter82 November 27, 2019
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