Definitions by Jupiter82

Gabriel 

Gabriel is the kindest and funniest person you could ever meet. He could cheer up anybodies day with only one word. If you ever fall in love with a Gabriel, never ever let him go or you will regret it for the rest of your life. His beautiful brown eyes and hair will always have the girls looking twice. He is very fit and loves sport. Gabriel is such a handsome and cool guy, so never ever ever let him go if you fall in love with one. All the other boys are jealous of him. All the girls are jealous of the girl he is with.

Gabriel is so handsome!
I know, I couldn't help myself. I had look back at his beautiful brown eyes.

Gabriel by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019

Aguero 

The best Argentinian footballer ever to play in the English Premier League! This unstoppable striker is Greatness in Argentina and the Premier League.

Aguero is Amazing! Did you see his amazing goal on the weekend?

Aguero by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Hazard 

A great Belgian footballer who is currently playing at Chelsea. He has now officially moved to Real Madrid and will take on the great number 7.

Zidane: Eden Hazard will be great in Real Madrid! Now all we need is Mbappe, De Gea, Pogba and a few others...

Hazard by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Neymar

A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.

Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Neymar by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Granny Theft Auto 

A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.

Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!

Granny Theft Auto by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Dictionary 

A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.

Have you seen the dictionary? It's so full!

Dictionary by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Zachary 

An annoying dude who doesn't help you with anything whatsoever. If you ever fall in love with a Zachary, snap out of it! He makes dumb choices, is very fat, is very ugly and is a very idiotic person. Never ever find love with a Zachary..

Ew! Zachary is so ugly and fat! Nobody likes him!!

Zachary by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019