Hazard

A great Belgian footballer who is currently playing at Chelsea. He has now officially moved to Real Madrid and will take on the great number 7.

Zidane: Eden Hazard will be great in Real Madrid! Now all we need is Mbappe, De Gea, Pogba and a few others...

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Granny Theft Auto

A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.

Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!

by Jupiter82 June 25, 2019

Luke

A boy who never does his top button up.

"Luke, is your top button not done up again?"
"No! I'm sure I did it this morning!

by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019

Jupiter82

The best at publishing definitions onto the Urban Dictionary

*See Granny Theft Auto*

I love Jupiter82's Granny Theft Auto!

by Jupiter82 November 27, 2019

Aguero

The best Argentinian footballer ever to play in the English Premier League! This unstoppable striker is Greatness in Argentina and the Premier League.

Aguero is Amazing! Did you see his amazing goal on the weekend?

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Missile

Donald Trump's best friend.

Trump: I love my new missile!

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019