by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
n. two males who happen to be superheroes whos sexual orientation remains a mystery
see also Bert and Ernie, Robin
see also Bert and Ernie, Robin
"We're not Ace and Gary," yelled Jacob as he told Jody's half brother Felix to remove his phallis from his ass.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 18, 2004
n. a female with homosexual tendencies whos has surpassed the rank of padawan lesbian; see also female golfer
by Jupiter Armstrong April 22, 2004
n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004