tical

n. a blunt that ass been soaked in syrup or anything else sweet and let dried to later be smoked

Jacob said,"Thats John Blaze," and passed the blunt to Jody while listening to Method Man's first album entitled "Tical."

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Ace and Gary

n. two males who happen to be superheroes whos sexual orientation remains a mystery
see also Bert and Ernie, Robin

"We're not Ace and Gary," yelled Jacob as he told Jody's half brother Felix to remove his phallis from his ass.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

nawmean

expression for "Do you know what I mean."

Jacob asked Jody,"Nawmean?" and she replied,"Sure, I nawyoumean."

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 18, 2004

ass clap

n. a sound made when a girl is "twirkin"

Did you hear that ass clap Jacob told Fred when Jody was wobbldy wobbleding and dropping it likes it hot.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 16, 2004

Uber dyke

n. a female with homosexual tendencies whos has surpassed the rank of padawan lesbian; see also female golfer

"Jody is such an Uber Dyke," thought Jacob when he caught her with her tounge in Carla's snatch.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 22, 2004

fish sandwhich

n. an item consisting of bread fried fish and occasionally tartar sauce used in the courting process of young people

"Excuse me sweet thang, can I purchase you a fish sandwhich," Jacob asked Jody.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004