cock patron

n. one who frequently spends money on cock
Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria
There is really no need with a definition like that.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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nawmean

Jacob asked Jody,"Nawmean?" and she replied,"Sure, I nawyoumean."
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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Ace and Gary

n. two males who happen to be superheroes whos sexual orientation remains a mystery
see also Bert and Ernie, Robin
"We're not Ace and Gary," yelled Jacob as he told Jody's half brother Felix to remove his phallis from his ass.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 18, 2004
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Uber dyke

n. a female with homosexual tendencies whos has surpassed the rank of padawan lesbian; see also female golfer
"Jody is such an Uber Dyke," thought Jacob when he caught her with her tounge in Carla's snatch.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 22, 2004
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crab salad

n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus
"Surprise!" Jody yelled as Jacob began to gag after licking her ass,"Its Crab Salad."
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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