Jupiter Armstrong's definitions

Uber dyke

n. a female with homosexual tendencies whos has surpassed the rank of padawan lesbian; see also female golfer

"Jody is such an Uber Dyke," thought Jacob when he caught her with her tounge in Carla's snatch.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 21, 2004

ass clap

n. a sound made when a girl is "twirkin"

Did you hear that ass clap Jacob told Fred when Jody was wobbldy wobbleding and dropping it likes it hot.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 16, 2004

cock patron

n. one who frequently spends money on cock

Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

fish sandwhich

n. an item consisting of bread fried fish and occasionally tartar sauce used in the courting process of young people

"Excuse me sweet thang, can I purchase you a fish sandwhich," Jacob asked Jody.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Ace and Gary

n. two males who happen to be superheroes whos sexual orientation remains a mystery
see also Bert and Ernie, Robin

"We're not Ace and Gary," yelled Jacob as he told Jody's half brother Felix to remove his phallis from his ass.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

douche

n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell

Jacob performed cunninglingus on Jody so much that he started to use douche for a mouth wash.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004