Junior's definitions

Chalan

Es un dios pagano que cuando suena algo de metal cayendo, como unas monedas suenan: Chalan!

Dios del chalan, iluminame... Y el respondio: vete al carajo ueeyyy

by Junior October 31, 2003

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

butt welder

Rectal intercourse.

I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.

by junior September 8, 2003

irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

binghole

a pudgy and smug jerk

That guy thinks people like him, but everyone thinks he's a binghole.

by Junior August 31, 2004

Jagoff

Pittsburgh slang for anyone irritating, out of line, not in love with the Steelers or not drinking Iron City on a regular basis.

Yinz gonna go donton to watch the Stilers at Lenny's and drink some ahrns or go sit wit the jagoffs and watch football at Chubby's.

by junior November 19, 2003

shag band

A Plastic band(bracelet) that is worn on one's wrist preferably by a so called 'Grungy' or n e who likes em the jist of em is if someone brakes your shagband u hav to shag em...thats about it really and they come in different colours n some mean different things ie.a kiss

Im drunk on a friday nite and a girl brakes my *black Shag Band* (thats the shaggin 1 black* so i shag em that nite (hypothetically) please post the meanings of otha colours

by Junior September 22, 2003