Cuntstitution

A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.
Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 11, 2020
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assmati

It is a variety of rice that is believed to have been developed by crossing basmati with some unknown variety. It was supposed to be more fragrant than basmati, but it ended up smelling like ass.
Bitches lets cook up some cheap ass assmati & make some cheap ass sake
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 13, 2021
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spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
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Natto

Nattō is a traditional Japanese food made from soybeans that have been fermented with Bacillus subtilis var. natto
Billy: Hey you want to try some Natto?
Roxanne: Nah, that slimy stuff makes me want to puke
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
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Trumpasur

Trump + Asura = Trumpasur / ट्रम्पासुर / Trump Demon, derived from Sanskrit, 'u' is pronounced 'oo' that is Trumpasoor
The reign of the evil Trumpasur comes to an end
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021
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turdpepper

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile
Wanna have some turdpepper soup?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021
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Cob mentality

American government policies of heavily subsidizing corn production
Cob mentality of the government leads to corn availability at prices lower than production cost. The food industry likes to use this cheap, high fructose corn syrup in all processed foods increasing chronic disease burden.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020
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