Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

AMD Fartripper 

While building a computing rig, you forget to connect the cooling fan correctly & your new Threadripper goes up in smoke

Yo Nebuchadnezzar, I heard that you built a $5000 AMD Fartripper yesterday!

AMD Fartripper by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

turdskiing

Skiing downhill a pile of turd

Ana went turdskiing in skidrow

turdskiing by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

bhadwasur 

A pokemon with an Indian twist

Bhadwasur, I choose you!

bhadwasur by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 24, 2021

turdmometer 

a device used to poke turd to measure it's temperature

Turdologists have turdmometers in their kits.

Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer

turdmometer by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

brown chalk 

chalksticks made by mixing turd & lime

My teacher had only green, blue, pink, orange & white chalksticks, so I gifted her brown chalk on teacher's day for colour coding

brown chalk by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

purgaturdry 

treading through a pile of turd

Londoners live in Horseshit purgaturdry & then horse carts became obsolete!!

purgaturdry by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

corporate homicide 

when corporations murder people

Dupont committed corporate homicide with their reckless teflon production & shit like that
Boeing committed corporate homicide with their faulty 737 MAX

corporate homicide by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021