Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

gobbledycock

A cocksucking session characterized by jumbled, hard to understand mess. Usually happens under influence.

Ana & his 3 roommates had a session of gobbledycock. She was dazes & blew them all real good, but she doesn't know why!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 22, 2021

burpmonger

A person who captures & hoards burps, usually in jars

Sniffsonian hired a new burpmonger for their museum

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Cuntfighter

A lawyer who fights a case in court against a cunt, defending an innocent man against false allegations

Diana Davison is a Cuntfighter. She runs the Lighthouse Project & is also a youtuber

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntshall

a corrupt cunty marshall

I just bumped into a cuntshall yesterday

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turd fuel cells

Hydrogen fuel cell using Hydrogen made from methane produced from decomposing turds

If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Burpingham palace

Just like the hiccup girl, this is anyone who keeps burping non-stop & simply cannot seem to be able to stop it. She is so embarrassed, she prefers to stay home all the time, in her Burpingham palace.

Ana is the queen of Burpingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

high-octane fart

A deadly noxious concoction of gases escaping the asshole & knocking down unconscious, any living being within a 100 metre radius

Johnson was surrounded by the Talibans but just in the nick of time he managed to pump out a powerful high-octane fart & managed to hold his ground without firing a single round. He was awarded the purple fart 💜💨

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021