Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Jinping Pox

COVID-19 pandemic

Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.

Jinping Pox has not yet been eradicated

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Dildomer

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica

Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021

turdmometer

a device used to poke turd to measure it's temperature

Turdologists have turdmometers in their kits.

Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

colonic fumes

Noxious farts

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

turdskiing

Skiing downhill a pile of turd

Ana went turdskiing in skidrow

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Trumpociraptor

A critically endangered vicious orange coloured reptilian

Trumpociraptor viciously fought for its nest in Capitol hill

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022