Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook
cunt-martial
a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty
cunt-martial by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
Cuntspeare
Cuntspeare by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
Anus tangerinus
The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.
The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.
Anus tangerinus by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Cunterval
Cunterval by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Cuntry Club
A cuntry club is a privately owned club, often with a membership quota and admittance by invitation or sponsorship, that generally offers both a variety of recreational sports and facilities for dining and entertaining only to certified cunts.
Cuntry Club by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
FuckDonald
A chemical believed to be present in french fries made by McDonalds that keeps Donald Trump's hair from falling out as claimed by Trump, a fucking idiot.
Dotard is thinking about buying himself a jar of FuckDonald. He can apply it daily to his orange plume to prevent it from falling out.
FuckDonald by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020