Turdalgia

derived from nostalgia, nostalgic for a turd

Jimmy was constipated for 15 days, then he dropped a massive Turdosaurus Rex but was reluctant to flush it out because it had become a part of him for 2 weeks. Even later during the day he kept missing the turd as he got emotionally attached to it. That's a serious case of turdalgia.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

Hurricane Cuntrina

A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane

Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020

Trumpmongering

Fear mongering by the tangerine turd aka Trump

The last presidency was so full of trumpmongering

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 03, 2021

cuntociraptor

a person whose cuntiness is off the charts

the cashier was such a cuntociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020

Cuntbersome

difficult to deal with, difficult to manage especially when it involves a cunty individual

David's divorce was a long drawn cuntbersome process

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Flatusgasted

affected with sudden and great wonder or surprise when someone rips a surprise fart
derived from flabbergasted

Samantha: I was flatusgasted when Ana ripped a lousy stanky fart

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

turdwrapper

the rectum

Isabelle's turdwrapper prolapsed & had to be stuck back in place at the hospital

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 08, 2021