Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

turdorism

Dropping turds in all the wrong places, such that it terrorizes average civilians. Such appalling acts may scar many for life.

I see acts of turdorism on the streets of San Fagcisco & millions of dollars being spent to fight it & use of weapons like hoses.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

turd fuel cells

Hydrogen fuel cell using Hydrogen made from methane produced from decomposing turds

If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Turdowski

one who loves to ski on a pile of turd

Turdowski's dream job of being a cleaner of London sewers has been fulfilled

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 8, 2021

Alibhai

Alibhai / અલીભાઈ / अलीभाई is how Ramji pronounces alibi

Ramji: Cops were investigating that rape case but Ramanlal gave me an Alibhai

by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021

Gordhan Ramsinh

Gordhan Ramsinh (ગોરધન રામસિંહ / गोरधन रामसिंह) is Gordon Ramsey's long lost twin. He is in fast food business & owns a food truck in Rajkot.

Let's get something to eat at Gordhan Ramsinh's food truck
or
એ હાલો ગોરધન રામસિંહ ના ભજીયા ખાવા.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021

Misturd

A suffix, derived from Mister, abbreviated Mr. & usually used for any person who is a piece of shit.

Misturd Roger, you need to get the fuck out of this building premises before I decide to shoot you

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

Burpingham palace

Just like the hiccup girl, this is anyone who keeps burping non-stop & simply cannot seem to be able to stop it. She is so embarrassed, she prefers to stay home all the time, in her Burpingham palace.

Ana is the queen of Burpingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021