Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook
Sniffsonian
Worlds largest museum of sniffable compounds & objects ranging from drugs & farts to mummy toes, hippo pubes, dinosaur poop & Australopithecus panties. Any sniffable thing you can think of is kept there.
Emiliano is a recovering coke addict. She has been prescribed a visit to Sniffsonian twice a week to control her cravings. Her pass doesn't allow entry to the drug section though. It's working! She has been clean for the last 3+ months!
Sniffsonian by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
Puketoberfest
Lil Mason was throwing tantrums because his older brothers won't let him taste whatever they were drinking. This was ruining everyone's family fun time. His mom finally offered him 'just one tiny sip' to calm him down. That's how Lil Mason celebrated his first family Puketoberfest
Puketoberfest by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
Burptoberfest
Lets go to Burptoberfest this year! It's gonna be fun!
Burptoberfest has a crazy atmosphere. I even saw a group of 10 kids giving burpjob to someone's pet dog!
Burptoberfest has a crazy atmosphere. I even saw a group of 10 kids giving burpjob to someone's pet dog!
Burptoberfest by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
high-octane fart
A deadly noxious concoction of gases escaping the asshole & knocking down unconscious, any living being within a 100 metre radius
Johnson was surrounded by the Talibans but just in the nick of time he managed to pump out a powerful high-octane fart & managed to hold his ground without firing a single round. He was awarded the purple fart 💜💨
high-octane fart by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
Jingle Johnson
A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic
Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here
Jingle Johnson by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
Jamaluddin
A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels
Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue
Jamaluddin by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
noxious farts
Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever
Fartisha: Yeah whatever
noxious farts by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021