spitnik

When you underestimate someone's capabilities and spit at them thinking that they are the biggest delusional fools you have ever come across & then they prove their worth & you realize what a jackass loser you've been all your life who will amount to nothing & that people won't even bother spitting on your grave. Derived from Sputnik, Russian satellites.
Some Russians launched spitnik on Elon Musk's face when he tried to buy missiles from them for $4 million a piece.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 07, 2021
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lousy fart

Jimmy ripped a lousy fart & the crowd dispersed
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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Pharb

A dumbass stupidcunt definition that gets not just accepted in UD, but becomes the word of the day while some great ass words never get accepted in UD & most certainly don't get selected as the word of the day & trending words list, thanks to editors!
Pharbheaded editors were smoking some pharb & drinking pharb-infused drinks & eating some pharb-salad today when they decided to start editing the UD!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 12, 2021
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rump rampage

Mike Adriano has been on a rump rampage since the beginning of time
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021
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turdpepper

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile
Wanna have some turdpepper soup?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021
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cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty
Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Sniffing Tom

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.
Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 13, 2021
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