Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
Get the Malcolm Turdbullmug. Before google fiber (medicine) was launched, most ISPs suffered from a bad case of bandwidth-constipation.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
Get the bandwidth-constipationmug. A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 31, 2021
Get the Turd Bundymug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021
Get the Burpboxingmug. The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.
Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Asian Palm Civetmug. Trump + ostomy (A surgical procedure creating an opening in the body for the discharge of body wastes)
May refer to a Trumpostomy bag / Trumpostomy care / Trumpostomy dressing after surgery
May refer to a Trumpostomy bag / Trumpostomy care / Trumpostomy dressing after surgery
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
Get the Trumpostomymug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021
Get the Alibhaimug.