Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Buttwheat

If you swallow uncooked unsoaked buckwheat seeds with water, next day you poop out Buttwheat.

This is similar to Turdmillets

@ After 20 minutes of explaining @
Cashier: Mam, we don't have any Buttwheat in our store shelves. I don't know which health website you came across & what article you happened to read. I must ask you to leave.

Buttwheat by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Dick-fil-A 

A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.

Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.

Dick-fil-A by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Fartmouth 

A twin city to Dartmouth
May also refer to Fartmouth College

Jimmy calls himself an ivy league trained plumber. He went to Fartmouth.

Fartmouth by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.

Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors

burp polish by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

edit 

any option to change what you have already posted

I can't edit the definitions I post on Urban Dictionary, reminds me of good old typewriters & pre-computer days & stone age & cavemen.

edit by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

spitnik 

When you underestimate someone's capabilities and spit at them thinking that they are the biggest delusional fools you have ever come across & then they prove their worth & you realize what a jackass loser you've been all your life who will amount to nothing & that people won't even bother spitting on your grave. Derived from Sputnik, Russian satellites.

Some Russians launched spitnik on Elon Musk's face when he tried to buy missiles from them for $4 million a piece.

spitnik by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Turdy McTurdface 

Synonym for the Tangerine Turd aka Trump

They flushed the Turdy McTurdface out of the office

Turdy McTurdface by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021