Paristan

A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.

Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

Burpboxing

Similar to beatboxing, except that it's done with burps

There is a burpboxing battle going on, care to join?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021

blitzcrack

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière

In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 08, 2021

Malcolm Turdbull

Australian politician

Malcolm Turdbull was flushed out of his office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Cuntbersome

difficult to deal with, difficult to manage especially when it involves a cunty individual

David's divorce was a long drawn cuntbersome process

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Trumpmongering

Fear mongering by the tangerine turd aka Trump

The last presidency was so full of trumpmongering

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 03, 2021

Turd Kohlhepp

A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people

Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 10, 2021