Trumpopotamus

A critically endangered species of orange colored bipedal hippopotamus

There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022

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Fagittarius

Astrologer: You Sir have your planets perfectly aligned in the constellation of Fagittarius, I see you meeting a Rump Ranger within 6 months. I also see that you will be served plenty of Dick Bologna soon.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 07, 2021

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shart-o-meter

A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later

Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 23, 2020

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Pharb

A dumbass stupidcunt definition that gets not just accepted in UD, but becomes the word of the day while some great ass words never get accepted in UD & most certainly don't get selected as the word of the day & trending words list, thanks to editors!

Pharbheaded editors were smoking some pharb & drinking pharb-infused drinks & eating some pharb-salad today when they decided to start editing the UD!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 12, 2021

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Anki whore

A person who talks about Anki (flashcard app) all the time, even has dreams about Anki & only talks about Anki whenever he/she has any opportunity to socialize

They may get very good grades in school due to regular spaced repetition + high levels of discipline, not skipping reviews no matter what

Sam: Hey Roxanne got accepted to Yale med
Jose: Yeah she was Anki whore

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

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