Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021
Get the burp polishmug. confucKius was ladies' favourite
by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 28, 2022
Get the confucKiusmug. Cuntstinct / innate behavior is the inherent inclination of a cunty organism towards a particular complex behavior
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
Get the Cuntstinctmug. Worlds largest museum of sniffable compounds & objects ranging from drugs & farts to mummy toes, hippo pubes, dinosaur poop & Australopithecus panties. Any sniffable thing you can think of is kept there.
Emiliano is a recovering coke addict. She has been prescribed a visit to Sniffsonian twice a week to control her cravings. Her pass doesn't allow entry to the drug section though. It's working! She has been clean for the last 3+ months!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
Get the Sniffsonianmug. When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
Get the blitzcrackmug. Kopi luwak is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which were eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet
Everyone in my office loves to sniff brewed civet shit. Roxane even has a pet civet who only gets to eat coffee berries while she brews his shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Civet shitmug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 28, 2021
Get the dildociraptormug.