cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty

Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Batshit

Bat's feces

I pranked Amy by replacing her Civet Shit coffee beans (Kopi Luwak) with some batshit. She drank the brew & that's how she caught China virus.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Cuntfight

Similar to cock / rooster fight except that cunts are involved

Cuntosaurus Rex & Cuntociraptor are busy in a cuntfight. Cuntisha is the judge.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 11, 2020

William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 06, 2021

turdpentine

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses

Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021

Sniffing Tom

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.

Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 14, 2021

Ashrafghanistan

Fall of democracy & rise of Sharia warlords

Ashraf Ghani escapes Afghanistan which gets pushed into dark ages by Tardliban as I type this

The world witnesses Ashrafghanistan as Tardliban comes to power

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021