Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook
assmati
It is a variety of rice that is believed to have been developed by crossing basmati with some unknown variety. It was supposed to be more fragrant than basmati, but it ended up smelling like ass.
assmati by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 12, 2021
Fartodyree
Poor old Jack had a Fartodyree on his farm to help him with his fuel needs for heating & cooking. He had plenty & never ran out of it.
Fartodyree by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
charger
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money
charger by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
blitzcrack
When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière
blitzcrack by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
Asstrologer
Asstrologer by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
Fagittarius
A constellation of stars
Astrologer: You Sir have your planets perfectly aligned in the constellation of Fagittarius, I see you meeting a Rump Ranger within 6 months. I also see that you will be served plenty of Dick Bologna soon.
Fagittarius by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021