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Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

It is a variety of rice that is believed to have been developed by crossing basmati with some unknown variety. It was supposed to be more fragrant than basmati, but it ended up smelling like ass.
Bitches lets cook up some cheap ass assmati & make some cheap ass sake
assmati by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 12, 2021

Fartodyree 

A farty fairy that produces biogas on the farm

Derived from Fenodyree from The Isle of Man
Poor old Jack had a Fartodyree on his farm to help him with his fuel needs for heating & cooking. He had plenty & never ran out of it.
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money
In a blitzcrack, bob shoved the charger up his ass
charger by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

blitzcrack 

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière
In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

Asstrologer 

A fag from San Fagsisco who has learned the art of divination & birth chart reading
Muscle Mary: My asstrologer told me I have my stars aligned in fagittarius

Fagittarius 

Astrologer: You Sir have your planets perfectly aligned in the constellation of Fagittarius, I see you meeting a Rump Ranger within 6 months. I also see that you will be served plenty of Dick Bologna soon.
A German company that makes Sausage fillers
I just ordered Dick Sausage fillers from dick.de
Dick by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021