Napakistan

A country of Napaak people, who lie through their teeth & deception is their second name. Many civilians of Napakistan are innocent, but many are not.
Taliban Khan & his cronies over at ISI have sent terrorists of Laskhkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed over to Afghanistan for terrorism training purposes (contrary to Taliban's recent promises) & terrorist attacks in Afghanistan & India may soon ensue. Lashkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed's terrorists have played an important role in Taliban's recent victory aided by ISI & Taliban Khan. No wonder Napakistan is considered an epicentre of state sponsored terrorism.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021
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Talibandit

The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.
Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021
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Trumpasur

Trump + Asura = Trumpasur / ट्रम्पासुर / Trump Demon, derived from Sanskrit, 'u' is pronounced 'oo' that is Trumpasoor
The reign of the evil Trumpasur comes to an end
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021
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Cuntry Club

A cuntry club is a privately owned club, often with a membership quota and admittance by invitation or sponsorship, that generally offers both a variety of recreational sports and facilities for dining and entertaining only to certified cunts.
Cuntisha is the oldest member of that Cuntry Club
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020
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turdsgiving

Celebrations modeled on a 1621 diarrhoea outbreak, after feasting on harvest shared by the European colonists (Pilgrims) of Plymouth and the Wampanoag people.
1) On the streets of Portland, Oregon, it's turdsgiving everyday!

2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!

3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 05, 2021
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William Mulholland

A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 06, 2021
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Burpmas

When everyone drinks lots of carbonated drinks & synchronizes their burps in chorus to Jingle bells melody during Christmas party
Micki: All the cans of fizzy drinks we bought are empty, and there were a lot of them. Come on! it's a good time for our burpmas melody.
(Then Simone starts playing the guitar & everyone gathers around in a circle. Merry Burpmas everybody!!)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 31, 2021
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