Julian Mark Peter Bungard's definitions

google

Quite possibly the greatest website ever invented.

Fucking use google before you do something stupid.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007

88

The speed you need to travel at in order to travel back in time.

Oh shit the cops, quick get the car up to 88 we'll head back to 1975!

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

Star Wars

One of the most epic movie series ever created. The brainchild of George Lucas this series consists of two trilogies 4, 5 and 6 (the original) and 1, 2 and 3 (the new one).

Only four characters remain throughout all 6 episodes, R2D2, C3PO, Anakin Skywalker and Senator Palpatine/Darth Sidious/The Emperor. The most well known characters in this series would be: Yoda, Darth Vader, R2D2, C3PO, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Star Wars is also renowned for its creation of the Lightsaber, one of the best weapons ever created, it can be used to deflect blaster bolts, cut things, kill people, seal doors and pwn everything in sight.

I said my religion on the census was Jedi, does that show you how much I love Star Wars?

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

camel spider

A real-life head crab. These things are huge they jump at your face, scream and then eat you.

Oh God a fucking CAMEL SPIDER!

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

Rampscalator

A rampscalator is an escalator, but instead of moving stairs, it's a moving ramp.

Rampscalators pwn escalators arses.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard January 14, 2008

thong

A sandal-type shoe that is often worn in Summer, especially in Australia. It is incredibly annoying to get it confused that piece of women's underwear. IT'S A G-STRING FUCKWITS!

American male: "ohhh dude, that chick's wearin thong."
Aussie male: "And? I wear thongs."
American male: "O rly? when?"
Aussie male: "When I'm feeling hot."
American male: "O_o.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007

hands

Hands are what you use to masturbate, you sick bastard.

"Did you watch that porno last night? I almost broke my hands and cummed all over the place."
"You sicken me..."

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007