Jules Carrozza's definitions

Kojiro Abe

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Strom Thurmond

An ancient century old evil, now thankfully dead. His hatred of the black race did not stop him from porking the maid.

Strom Thurmond is dead..

by Jules Carrozza January 18, 2004

kaiju

1. A type of or relating to a type of creature exceedingly common in Japan. Usually over 200 feet tall, they are known to frequently wander into cities and cause massive real estate damage. They simply won't leave Japanese cities alone though they also have been seen in New York, Seoul, London and Coppenhagen before..

This has been Tokyo's third kaiju attack in two weeks!

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Stanley Kubrick

The greatest filmmaker who ever lived, or at least one of them. The director and visionary behind such masterpieces as 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange and Full Metal Jacket.

In the world of cinema, Stanley Kubrick is God

by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

yatta

1. A very, very bizarrly upbeat song by a band composed of a group of shameless Japanese men wearing nothing but disturbing fig leaf briefs.
2. A fanimutation based on the above song.
3. A Kojiro Abe music video based on the above song.
4. Japanese for "we did it!".

1. Everybody say Yatta!
2. That Yatta music video was freaking disturbing..

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Mordor

1. A barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash, and dust, where the very air you breathe, is a poisonous fume.

Do you know way to Mordor? You've been there before..

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Kikaida

A badass mofo with an explosive temper and an obsession with Bob Sapp and the movie Troll. He also thinks the word "whore" is a friendly greeting.

Keep your distance from Kikaida, he bites..

by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003