Juicebox 's definitions

Borthwick-Jackson

A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.

"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"

by juicebox August 17, 2016

septon

Speechless, cool, with monster dick

He's such a Septon

by Juicebox June 24, 2016

blagged

same as the others but that taylor kid f'ed-up that quote so badly i have to make amends

Tony- "the bookies got blagged..."
Avi- "Speak English Tony, i thought the country spawned the fucking language, but so far no one seems to speak it"
Tony- "blagged... robbed."

by juicebox March 18, 2005

kracky

n. The coolest motherfucker around.

adj. Incredibly cool and kick-ass.

1. Kracky is the shiznit.

2. That was pretty kracky when those two hot chicks made out.

by Juicebox May 7, 2003

info ho

a person who gives out personal information too freely and too early in any relationship

Jenn is such an info ho. She told me all about her toe fungus on our first date.

by Juicebox April 11, 2005

pan ridden

Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.

“Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”

by juicebox September 13, 2020

lurker

one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts

Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.

by juicebox February 9, 2005