snuggie daddy

Overbearing Sugar Daddy constantly smothering and panicking over betrayal.
Evet time Ashley’s eyes wonder we have to hear the sad Snuggie Daddy stories from Al!

Robbie is so worried about Renee cheating he smothers her like a Snuggie!

“I can’t stand you constantly breathing down my back like a Snuggie, you don’t own me weirdo!”
by Judgerichie December 07, 2018
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the lessor

“Nicole didn’t even say yes when Anthony proposed to her she just grabbed the ring from the Lessor”

“Why is Al always leaving as soon as that bitch calls?”, “ he’s the Lessor and has no choice”

“I don’t care if you don’t want me to go out with my friends I will break up with you right now, your the Lessor!”

“My mom always put my pathetic father down in front of everyone and I swore I will never be the Lessor!”

“Omg he’s so pathetic texting me all the time I just wished I didn’t need his money or I wouldn’t be with with his Lessor ass”
by Judgerichie December 08, 2018
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Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 05, 2023
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The thickening

When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)
“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”

“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”

“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”
by Judgerichie November 08, 2017
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bumpaccino

Fast remedy consisting of a cappuccino and a bump of cocaine jolting into perfectness.
“Yo dude we better get those bumpaccinos flowing to make it the office this morning”

“If I have to stay here any longer listening to these boring mortherfuckers I’m going need a bumpaccino for me to even think about sticking around”

“””get those goomba’s out of here there banging up bimpacciono’s things may go south”
by Judgerichie April 26, 2024
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frogbod

Overweight upper body middle aged woman with skinny legs. Frog like appearance especially from the rear.
“Yo what’s up with your dad’s new frogbod girlfriend? she looks like she just came out of the lilly pond.”

“Why is your mom wearing high heels? her frogbod doesn’t go with those stilettos”

My favorite aunt is so pretty to bad she has a frogbod with that giant head and back

“That nasty bitch’s attitude is as bad as her ugly frogbod”
by Judgerichie June 30, 2023
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the lessor

“Nicole didn’t even say yes when Anthony proposed to her she just grabbed the ring from the Lessor”

“Why is Al always leaving as soon as that bitch calls?”, “ he’s the Lessor and has no choice”

“I don’t care if you don’t want me to go out with my friends I will break up with you right now, your the Lessor!”

“Omg he’s so pathetic texting me all the time I just wished I didn’t need his money or I wouldn’t be with with his Lessor ass”
by Judgerichie December 08, 2018
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