assgremlin

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.

Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.

by Juan Valdez December 20, 2002

surreal

a word so-many people who want to sound smart through around like a rag-doll

surreal actually means having an oddly dreamlike quality but tell that to every carriebien travel commercial EVER

by Juan Valdez January 14, 2004

butters

In skateboarding if someone lands a hard trick and made it look easy.

That switch three flip down that nine banger was straight butters dawg.

by Juan Valdez January 07, 2004

Yippeekayay

This is the most badass word around.
Only true bitchin homeboys who are knocking off the euro trash terrorists may use this word.

"Yippeekayay, mother fucker"

by Juan Valdez September 17, 2003

fuckbag

Female version of wordfuckstick/word.

That Lonondasheequa is such a fuckbag.

by Juan Valdez December 20, 2002

Piggin

When a group of daring men bet to see who can bring home the fattest chick at the club.

Sex is optional and often a side bet.

Guy 1: You guys up for some piggin tonight?

Guy 2: fo shizzle my nizzle

by Juan Valdez April 08, 2003

Jank

Something that is really fucking bad or really fucking good, depends on the context. Can be used more than once in a sentence. Can be used as any part of speach

Dude, that shit is jankety ass.

That's jank yo.

That jankety jank jank is totally jank ass.

by Juan Valdez September 15, 2003