Dash for Gash

Desperate last half hour before leaving the night club.

"Before we go I need to make a last dash for gash."

by Jtron 3000 October 05, 2003

Sweatn' Nettn'

The sweaty, stinky, vagina of a fat chick in the summer.

"Look at that bulbus monstrosity, bet she's sportin' a sweatn' nettn'."

by Jtron 3000 April 16, 2003

Half a Fag

Guys that have one earring.

"Nice earring, what does tha mean, I'm only half a fag?"

by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003

Canandian Beltbuckle

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."

by Jtron 3000 October 01, 2003

Pillow Case

Fill one with door knobs or padlocks and you have yourself a nice weapon.

"Jack, go get my pillow case and the door knobs, daddy as to knock some sense into your mother."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

Genie Rub

To buff up the skin lantern until you are granted three sticky wishes.

"Go ahead baby, give me a genie rub and I promise to grant at least on wish."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.

"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003