Definitions by Jtron 3000

Grandad Erector 

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

Grandad Erector by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Open your Lunchbox 

To float an air biscuit reminiscent in aroma of yesterday's lunch.

"Awww man, who opened their lunchbox in here?"

Open your Lunchbox by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Eighteen Spoker 

Hairy asshole resembling a bicycle wheel.

"I thought I was fucking a man when I saw her eighteen spoker."

Eighteen Spoker by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Pull Out And Pray 

Method of contraception that is also a test of faith.

"Father forgive me for I have sinned........"

Pull Out And Pray by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Canandian Beltbuckle 

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."

Canandian Beltbuckle by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

Bruce Lees 

Hard nipples. or nips.

"I love the winter when all you see are Bruce Lees on chicks."

Bruce Lees by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

Awesome My Possum 

When one does a half-ass job shaving their genitals. (Usually Male.)

"My girlfriend said my shave job looked like a possum when she went down on me."

Awesome My Possum by Jtron 3000 September 10, 2003