Jtron 3000's definitions

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Up Periscope

Bathtime game for up to one person.

"Up periscope, now dive, dive."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Pull Out And Pray

Method of contraception that is also a test of faith.

"Father forgive me for I have sinned........"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Twix Lips

Another term for camel toe.

"I love the beach, you get to check out all the twix lips dragging in the sand."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Genie Rub

To buff up the skin lantern until you are granted three sticky wishes.

"Go ahead baby, give me a genie rub and I promise to grant at least on wish."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Spanky Hanky

A jit gel rag,anything used for cleaning up dicksnot after pumping the tapioca tube.

"I'm gonna frame my spanky hanky after this on."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Drunken Roulette

When you go your favorite late nite fast food joint after a night of binge drinking and order random number combo meals. It's always a surprise, and if the order sucks throw it at the person at the drive-thru.

"Let's hit Taco Smell(Bell) and play some drunken roulette."

by Jtron 3000 April 29, 2003