Big Ball Syndrome (BBS)

When your balls swell up during inter course

What are those?
Sorry. I think I may have Big Ball Syndrome (BBS)

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

Panty party

When you and your mate decide to have a party in just your underwear

My wife and I had a panty party last night, very exciting

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Shitty Flush

When your sibling flushes the toilet when you are in the showe. They tell you that shit is going to come out if you don’t shut it off, so you end up, wet and cold

My brother got me out of the shower with the shitty flush card

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Oobi’s Mom

The unknown person that gave birth to our savor, Oobi

We pray to Oobi’s Mom, Amen

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019

A week long stand

When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing

I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

Die Soft

The opposite of die hard usually getting suffocated by a pillow

Don’t commit Die Soft with that pillow!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019