Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Shitty Flush

When your sibling flushes the toilet when you are in the showe. They tell you that shit is going to come out if you don’t shut it off, so you end up, wet and cold

My brother got me out of the shower with the shitty flush card

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Bimper

A strongheaded redneck, often very liberal

Jimmy has been a real bimper lately

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Chicken Licken

When you lick your chicken on your plate and it tastes good

I did some Chicken Licken at dinner

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Shadowed

When you like a girl yet she has feelings for another man, and you wil just love in his shadow

I am getting shadowed. I think I might just quit

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018