Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb's definitions

Apple Dapple

When you eat to many apples and start to dapple

I couldn’t go to school because I had Apple Dapple

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019

Heteropolar

Being normal. Not a fag or a retard, just normal.

I identify as a cheetah!
I’m heteropolar!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

God struck

When you are going through with an action and you stop in the act, and quit. The feeling that god is with you and that you are doing the wrong thing.

I was waxing my wife then I was god struck, I decided to go out for ic cream

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Youngbloods

When children under 5 years old engage in sexual encounters.

Wife: Why did you separate the children?
Husband: Thoes Youngbloods were at it again!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Bimper

A strongheaded redneck, often very liberal

Jimmy has been a real bimper lately

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Oobi’s Mom

The unknown person that gave birth to our savor, Oobi

We pray to Oobi’s Mom, Amen

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019