Jr's definitions

tray

A word to describe a fat, big breasted woman. To understand where it came from, just think of a hotdog seller at a game of football, they carry those trays around. Now imagine they pull their shirt over the top of that tray. Bingo, you have the square shaped breasts.

"Oh no....tray set us so much maths homework"

by JR January 29, 2005

girllove

Loving Underage girls

girllover, loved girl

by JR April 14, 2005

gay bash

To beat a person with a 3 foot rubber dildo. This is usually due to the inability to find a larger rubber dildo to flog the deserving offender with. While the person being beaten does not necessarily have to be homosexual, this beating is usually reserved for flaming homosexuals who feel the need to share their homosexuality with everyone around them.

1.I wish I could have five minutes alone with that guy to deliver the worst gay bashing of his life.

2.Gay Bash Day will be a national holiday before W. is out of office.

by jr August 18, 2006

Tanny Girls

1) an obsession with bronzer

"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"

by JR May 13, 2005

Uggdugg

the act of milking ones prostate gland and drinking it.

When david says uggdugg i no its time to get my ass slirped up.

by Jr December 24, 2002

nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you

shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole

by jr December 11, 2004

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 2, 2004