Jpatt 's definitions

shack

shack v. intr.

to spend the night at someone's place, sleep in the same bed, and mess around. sex may or may not occur.

"I shacked with him four nights last week, so I think things are getting pretty serious."

by jpatt December 24, 2004

slup

a college slut who only gets it on with fratastic guys. generally wears designer jeans, silky tank tops, and stiletto heels.

Do her sorority sisters know how many guys that slup hooked up with at the Delt house?

by jpatt February 9, 2005

AIDS-ED TF OUT

When anything is FUBAR

My Samasung A15 is AIDS-ED TF OUT

by Jpatt February 8, 2025

Pafuoo

An old ass male or female over the age of 35.

The Pafuoo was in their Golden Years.

by Jpatt March 12, 2025

rockstar partying

also known as "partying like a rockstar"

Rockstar partying is getting belligerent-wasted in a hotel room with liquor, cocaine, pot, heroin and any other drug imaginable. Rockstar partiers have sex rockstar style

Dude 1: What are you going to do after the bars close?
Dude 2: I'm gonna start rockstar partying at the hotel 'til sunrise.
Dude 1: Sweet, I'll get some blow.

by JPatt April 3, 2006

cracktism

A medical state of being born from a crack user that mimics autism.

Cracktism people like colorful lights

by Jpatt March 4, 2025

Volumptuous

voluMptuous (please note the 'm')

Unlike a voluptuous chick's body which can be somewhat hot in a curvy and feminine way, the volumptuous chick is just fat and lumpy.

-She was pretty hot, in a voluptuous sort of way.
-More like voluMptuous, that girl was a fatass.

by JPatt April 17, 2006