Definitions by Jp

loser cruiser 

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

loser cruiser by JP November 18, 2003

Savage

1. The act of acting in a hardcore off the hizzy matter
2. No remorse or pussy shit invloved
3. Nothing can TOP SAVAGE.

We drink and smoke all night cuz we are Savage.

Savage by Jp November 17, 2003

blinker 

who made up this word

damn blinker killed another one

blinker by JP November 12, 2003

mostarded 

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

mostarded by JP November 8, 2003

blogcandy 

A post on a blog that readers will love, but doesn't take much work on your part to post.

A subject that is such a good fit for the genre of your blog that your readers will eat it up.

The latest Ann Coulter book filled with distortions will provide tons of blogcandy for the liberal blogiverse.

blogcandy by JP November 7, 2003

download the brown report 

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

download the brown report by JP November 7, 2003

BobRouse 

a mediocre hockey player that has achieved mythical greatness through no fault of his own.

Used primarily as a non-sequitur.

That movie? BobRouse. Could it have been worse?

BobRouse by JP November 7, 2003