Definitions by Josho

galloptic 

A penis of massive proportions.

Nancy, ‘I’m so sore, I can barely walk.’

Judy, ‘why, what happened?’

Nancy, ‘Doug gave me every inch of his galloptic cock this morning.’

galloptic by Josho July 16, 2023

half-baked wookie 

Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.

Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’

Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’

half-baked wookie by Josho July 9, 2023

Kerp 

Australian slang for enormous penis.

Mandy. ‘I saw Josh skinny dipping in the local waterhole. Wow, what a penis.’

Kelly, ‘Yeah, I’ve taken that kerp on more than me occasion.’

Kerp by Josho July 9, 2023

cockano 

A penis that stands tall and proud with heavy veins, it’s also one that’s more eruptive than Mt Vesuvius on a bad day.

Kurt: ‘Hey, look at Amy over there, she’s always got a smile on her face.’
Daryl ‘That’s because she feeds on Josh’s cockano every night.’

cockano by Josho July 6, 2023

Moot 

The word moot originated in either Australia or New Zealand as slang for Vagina

Hey Pete, I couldn’t go down on Carla last night, she needs to shave her hairy moot.

Moot by Josho May 23, 2023

fan belt 

Circumcised penis

Jack and Dave are drinking at the pub. Jack asks Dave if has a fan belt or skivvy?

fan belt by Josho May 21, 2022

Dinger

An Australian term for condom

Hey Joe, do you have a spare dinger? Beth is over there giving me the eye, I think she wants a root.

Dinger by Josho March 31, 2021