Definitions by Josh Gordon is flying the plan

Bearded 

Pimples. Acne.

Dude, I'm so bearded!

Bearded by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

50-yard line 

1980s reference to best position in class to inappropriately leer at cleavage of classmates.

Dude, I'm going to hustle to class to get the 50-yard line!

Nice job you perv!

50-yard line by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Nolan 

Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.

After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!

Nolan by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

The Hook 

Term of endearment given to 1980s male with curved penis.

Can't wait to shower after the game with The Hook!

The Hook by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Sven Clitorski 

Mythical 1980s exchange student who was a ladies man.

Dude, all the chicks love Sven Clitorski!

Sven Clitorski by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Amphiblio 

Hypothetical (almost mythical) eight-headed penis only ever captured in crude pencil sketches in the 1980s.

Dude, who drew Amphiblio in my U.S. History book?

Amphiblio by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Scoof 

80s slang for sex.

Nude on all fours on the bed, Kristy looked back over her shoulder and said to Larry, let's scoof.

Scoof by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 8, 2019