Josh 's definitions

Dick Smack

One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.

bite me, dick smack.

by Josh October 10, 2003

Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

by Josh June 3, 2010

Vermillion

The wrong way to spell a Slipknot song.

Some people misspell the song Vermilion by adding an extra "l"

by Josh December 2, 2004

Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses

Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.

by Josh May 5, 2005

Toronto Civics Club

A fourm board that was a Club page on the Yahoo! Groups Network started way back in late May of 2001, from which TCC's website blossomed.

Civic Drivers Unite

Civic Nation

unity
love
together
helping
fourm

TCC is The Best Place to Get all ur civic info from.

All platforms included

by Josh May 10, 2004

futon

A piece of furnature that two lovers lay on and make sweet sweet love while all of their other friends are in the other room doing proper things.

Josh and Darlene are back there on the futon doing immoral things.

by Josh March 26, 2003

kingdom hall gnome

A feeling that makes you not do wrong things, often found in young teens

The night when James broke the oil pan on the Kia, he should of listened to Josh's feeling of a kingdom hall gnome.

by Josh March 26, 2003