Josh 's definitions

foodslut

1. a fat slut
2. the people who consistently eat the buffet at dominos
3. a growing percentage of america

Man: I just thought you were some random foodslut.
Woman: I'm not a fucking foodslut.

Man: The surgeon general has just issued a new study that indicates the percentage of foodsluts in America is on the rise.

Child(slang): But mom, I don't want to go to that camp - only foodsluts go to that camp.

by Josh November 27, 2003

Young Buck

A celebrity, who in a rage, stabs someone at a pointless awards show.

When I was at the Day Time Emmy's, I was YOUNG BUCKED by Rosie O'donnell.

by Josh November 28, 2004

rim job

That's where you stick your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

I really wish I would've cleaned my ass last night because I got a rim job

by josh September 3, 2004

rehab

In Houston, we use the word REHAB like the word loser... Thanks to Krystal!

"I can get any of my clothes folded right!" said Josh "Thats cause your a fuckin rehab."

by Josh July 26, 2004

optimus prime

How I refer to my male reproductive organ.

"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"

I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.

by josh March 9, 2004

<*((()><

a fish symbol

<*((()>< shark <*((((((()>< eel or <*((^(((()>^< shark

by josh June 10, 2004

gangsta

a real gangster is someone involved in organised crime, eg the italian mafia. however, townies/chavs refer to themselves as "gangstas" and have no idea about what the word actually means. if they ever mmet a real gangster and acted as they do, they would be assasinated within 3 hours. gansta is also shortened to G. the word is also used to describe something very good/cool ect.

that is gangsta blud!

i is a gangsa bredrin

by josh December 20, 2004