Josh's definitions

sprinkles on cupcake

a nasty site able to burn the eyes of anyone who sees it

i dont even want to start

by josh March 26, 2004

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

cyncyrie

A homosexual female; lesbian

Dude, I cant get with her, shes cyncyrie

by Josh March 31, 2004

punk-deere

Demographic description of all those punk/hipsters who wear either John Deere or Von Deutch mesh caps

Ashton Kutcher's of the world

by Josh April 2, 2004

dead

when something is no longer living because it was shot with a seeking missile

Dave Perhac is dead because his really cool friend Josh shot him with a seeking missile

by Josh April 4, 2004

Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

by Josh April 5, 2004

dashiki

1) A loose fitting, colorful African garment.

2) A loose girl who uses men to get things they want.

1) Stewart was wearing his dashiki today to celebrate Kwanza.

2) Look at that dashiki over there...hey, didn't you get with her?!?

by Josh April 8, 2004