Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Josh

lez

Two females that are are atracted to eack other.

lez by josh November 28, 2003

foodslut

1. a fat slut
2. the people who consistently eat the buffet at dominos
3. a growing percentage of america

Man: I just thought you were some random foodslut.
Woman: I'm not a fucking foodslut.

Man: The surgeon general has just issued a new study that indicates the percentage of foodsluts in America is on the rise.

Child(slang): But mom, I don't want to go to that camp - only foodsluts go to that camp.

foodslut by Josh November 27, 2003

diced

A word that means 'disconnected', coming from the abbreviation 'd/ced' by turning the / to an i.

<someguy>wb dude
<otherguy>thx man, i got diced

diced by Josh November 24, 2003

criptard

1)A Cripled retard
2)a name you call people you dont like

Ya Criptard

criptard by josh November 21, 2003

goobin'

screwing around, but not really accomplishing anything

Guy 1: "Hey man what are you up to?"
Guy 2: "Eh, not much, just goobin' around."

goobin' by Josh November 21, 2003

Hellacopter

The process of swinging your dick around in circles making it appear as a helicopter to those watching.

The ladies were impressed by the speed of my hellacopters blade

Hellacopter by josh November 20, 2003

ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

ass monkey by josh November 19, 2003