Josh's definitions

zoom zoom

The latest attempt by car manufacturer Mazda to capture the dollars of its target demographic (ie an advertising slogan). Facilitated on the tv ad by a catchy tune which repeats said words, and a little kid who does the same.

I'd rather drive a beemer.

by Josh March 12, 2004

progressive metal

Intelligent music for intelligent people.

Hello, My iq is 200, and I love Progressive metal..

by Josh March 13, 2004

ThoraxCorp

A fake website/corporation made by Matt Chapmen (one of the creators of homestarrunner) about 3 1/2 years ago.

Thoraxcorp is the best.

by Josh March 15, 2004

Obliquity

The meaning of 'stud'.

<etch> hay secksie, sup?
<Obliquity> Not much, just sipping my kool-aid.
<etch> leet, take some nakies for me, k?
<Obliquity> Surely !!

by Josh March 15, 2004

Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).

Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake

by Josh March 16, 2004

jimmin

When your in a sexualy sitsuation, looking up prono, or fantiziing, And you jiz, but nothing touched, no masterbation, oral sex, your just thinking and jiz shoots out..

American pie.. When jim is in the room with the chick from out of country and shes on his bed almost naked and hes in boxers and hes climbing on top of her and he jizzes... (Jimmin)

by Josh March 21, 2004

dadonkadonk

It's the junk in your trunk man. It's what you put your mug on and saddle up and ride. It's an ass. You guys are dumbasses, it isn't dadonkadonk, it is badonkadonk.

Yo man, her badonkadonk is fuckin' nice man, I just wanna ram her!

by Josh March 22, 2004