Josh's definitions

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005

tinch

A small amount of something.

Give me a tinch of booze please.

by Josh February 9, 2005

buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face

i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle

by josh February 9, 2005

frosted flakes

waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner

man it took me an hour to get the frosted flakes off my stomach this morning

by josh February 9, 2005

pineapple upside down pedro

69'ing and your girl takes a fat shit in your mouth.

my girl pulled a pineapple upside down pedro on me last night

by josh February 9, 2005

ailf

ass id like to fuck comes from the word milf

wow shes got a "AILF"

by Josh February 11, 2005

dsl

dick sucking lips
some one with big lips

HAHAHA that guy has some DSL

by Josh February 11, 2005