Josh's definitions

lond

A lond is a mix between a lake and a pond. Usually too small to be a lake but to large to call a pond.

Yesterday me and some of my buddies pirated the lond.

by Josh March 22, 2005

dutch oven

When you close the windows of a car and smoke marijuana in it until it fills up with smoke.

We dutched that car up good didn't we

by josh May 13, 2005

motherfuck

to really screw someone bad

If you don't stop hitting on my girl, i'm going to motherfuck you.

by Josh March 25, 2005

perfect people

People who realize how stupid punk, emo, gothic, skater, etc people are. These people never lose an argument unless they want to because they can always think of something clever to say back or make the other person sound like an idiot. They don't use their amazing powers unless someone pisses them off by either saying or doing something dumb. Usually nice to anyone unless you cross them.

Ways to know if you are a perfect person:
1. You don't listen to music about how the government sucks, how life sucks, slitting your wrists, poorly thrown together pop music like Jessica Simpson, Britany Spears, etc.
2. You're open minded, but you have strong beliefs.
3. You realize how fun life is and don't get into trouble with the police or purposely try to make an ass of yourself in public to strangers.
4. You don't think about skateboarding in your dreams, at school, or make videos about skateboarding.
5. Your hair color is natural.
6. You only use your powers for good.

Perfect people kicked my ass. - Some skater loser

by Josh March 28, 2005

riva

The dirtiest skank on a street-corner.

Justin: Man, I'm so desperate. I even went for a riva!
Colin: Yeah, I know. I've never had sloppy firsts before doing a riva.

by Josh March 28, 2005

kirstin minor

What can i say but 1337l\l355 to the max :) c ya later

josh-dont u think kirstin is 1337?
Nigger- no shes a bitch!
josh-.:Kicking nigger in the nigger balls:.

by Josh March 28, 2005

psp

As someone who actually owns a PSP I will tell you that it rocks. The DS doesn't even hold a candle to the PSP. I can't speak about other peoples problems, but it lasts for six hours, there is no problem with disks popping out, and the graphics are closer to ps2 than psone. Anyone debating which handheld to buy should decide whether the want a gimmicky toy, or a full on portable entertainment center.

"I just got my new PSP and it totally pwns the DS"

by Josh March 29, 2005