shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 08, 2005

Shlubb

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

by Josh July 15, 2003

gerp

Load of moolah

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp

by Josh May 11, 2003

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

lond

A lond is a mix between a lake and a pond. Usually too small to be a lake but to large to call a pond.

Yesterday me and some of my buddies pirated the lond.

by Josh March 22, 2005

firgrizzlegizlebizzle

expression used to say something is awesome. something you say when your excited.

those shoes are the firgrizzlegizlebizzle

by josh March 23, 2004

bum trickery

penetrative sexual intercourse of the anal variety

hey freddy, you up for some bum trickery

by Josh February 17, 2005