Josh's definitions

BASTARDS

The plural of bastard in reference to any and all New York Yankee's fans.

Those bastards won the world series again, FUCK ME, do I hate the Yankees!

GO RED SOX!!!

by josh July 7, 2004

urbandictionary.com

a website that sells your name to numerous porn sites when you try to submit a deffinition

similar to if hitler was running this website

by josh September 20, 2004

infected wart piss

Urine from someone with genital warts.

Don't you use my bathroom, you got infected wart piss.

by Josh January 22, 2004

diced

A word that means 'disconnected', coming from the abbreviation 'd/ced' by turning the / to an i.

<someguy>wb dude
<otherguy>thx man, i got diced

by Josh November 24, 2003

James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.

I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!

by Josh April 14, 2006

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

sheeple

people who add line after line of definitons like morons.

Baaaaaaaaa!!!! Your all sheeple!!!!

by josh July 20, 2004