Josh's definitions

soccer

By far and unfortunately, the most popular sport in the world. These players get taken off in stretchers over a rolled ankle, they whine and complain and cry over the tiniest injuries. EVERYtime they fall, you can be sure they won't get up after a few minutes. Sure, it's straight running for 45 minutes for two halves. Who gives a shit? Cross Country you run A LOT more, but does that make Cross Country more of a sport than Soccer? Probably not. Then there's this moving backwards and passing backwards which means VERY LITTLE scoring which makes it impossible to watch. Yeah, only a true soccer fan can detect the eye-popping moves, not the case for the casual sports fan. Sure it takes a lot of skill, and I mean A LOT of skill to play soccer, but it's not very noticable and not very entertaining... at all. Oh, and no sport should EVER be a sport if it ends in a fucking TIE. Ties do not show what team is better and it's never worth watching 3 seconds of the match if you know it's going to end in a tie. Meanwhile, you got one handed touchdowns, slam dunks, and home runs. Then you got TOUGH athletes like Donovan McNabb playing on one leg, Brett Favre throwing TDs with 2 working fingers, and Richard Hamilton scoring 25 points with a broken face. Then there's Michael Jordan's last second shots and John Elway's last minute drives. There's not much you can expect in the last minute of soccer games. And yes, American Football players do wear pads. You say soccer doesn't need pads because that makes them tougher? Think again. Football is SO FUCKING TOUGH that you NEED to have pads. And even with pads, it still makes football a much tougher sport. You can't even compare soccer to football, so stop trying. Look, I'll admit soccer requires the most skill and the most eye coordination and is very exhausting. But that in any way or form of meaning DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER OR MORE ENTERTAINING THAN OTHER SPORTS. The more you say or think about it, the more you are a disgrace to the wide wide wide world of sports.

Soccer is so boring, I'd much rather watch paint dry.

by Josh June 19, 2006

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a fish symbol

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by josh June 10, 2004

Cleak

Another word for a fart.

I just cleaked really loud.

by Josh August 20, 2004

foodslut

1. a fat slut
2. the people who consistently eat the buffet at dominos
3. a growing percentage of america

Man: I just thought you were some random foodslut.
Woman: I'm not a fucking foodslut.

Man: The surgeon general has just issued a new study that indicates the percentage of foodsluts in America is on the rise.

Child(slang): But mom, I don't want to go to that camp - only foodsluts go to that camp.

by Josh November 27, 2003

gangsta

a real gangster is someone involved in organised crime, eg the italian mafia. however, townies/chavs refer to themselves as "gangstas" and have no idea about what the word actually means. if they ever mmet a real gangster and acted as they do, they would be assasinated within 3 hours. gansta is also shortened to G. the word is also used to describe something very good/cool ect.

that is gangsta blud!

i is a gangsa bredrin

by josh December 20, 2004

h.n.i.c.

Head Noob In Charge (see www.redvsblue.com)

Your team sucks at Halo, who's the H.N.I.C.?

by Josh April 16, 2006

moocher

Someone who always asks for things and favors constantly and will never leave you alone. They will ask for money, rides to places, for you to do simple tasks they could do easily but they think the whole world should cater to them, basically just a leech to everyone around them, a parasite to the community.

Mitchell Katz wont leave me alone, he keeps pestering me for rides places when he most likey can get a ride from his parents but he doesnt bother to ask them. He takes advantage of others to compensate for his laziness and lack of responsibility for his own well being. Expects others to take care of his needs and desires without ever returning the favor.

by Josh March 11, 2005