Josh's definitions

protection

to command a complete cessation of use of resources

The United States Federal Government should...wait...nothing meets....

by Josh August 29, 2004

rim job

That's where you stick your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

I really wish I would've cleaned my ass last night because I got a rim job

by josh September 3, 2004

patriotism

The shit that Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, and other retarded country singers are full of. It is loving your country so much you go out of your way to piss people off with HORRIBLE music and capitalize on their emotions. Anything with 9/11 in it these days is bowed to.

Alan Jackson and Toby Keith suck a fat baby's dick.

by Josh September 11, 2004

ikfinch

ikfinch- n. ny, 2004
1. a person of great superiority or status.
2. any one of several sns belonging to josh
3. used in reference to myself

wow ik finch is really cool yes?

by josh September 13, 2004

urbandictionary.com

a website that sells your name to numerous porn sites when you try to submit a deffinition

similar to if hitler was running this website

by josh September 20, 2004

headdies

Good weed. Between middies and haze.

Yo man, i got some mad headdies this shit is gunna fuck us up for real. (santini style with ratatouille!)

Or, damn that weed fucked me up thats some headdies shit

by josh September 21, 2004

jinkle

when your penis sucks something in

your penis inhales a trumpet

by josh September 22, 2004