bean dip

n. 1. a swimming pool infested with Mexicans

Let's go to the bean dip for a swim.

by JosephD September 01, 2006

mangenity

noun. 1) to engage in anal intercourse with a man for the first time

When I dropped the soap at the prison shower, I unexpectedly lost my mangenity.

by JosephD August 29, 2006

drop the deuce

verb. 1) to take a large dump

After eating the enchilada dinner, I had to drop the deuce.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

bohica

noun. 1. short for "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again"

When I lost my 14th straight blackjack hand, I was pretty sure the next hand would be a bohica.

by JosephD August 29, 2006

swat the cricket

verb. 1. to take antibiotics/antiviral medication to get rid of sexually transmitted diseases caused by some nasty bugs

After sleeping with that ho, I knew I would end up having to swat the cricket.

by JosephD September 01, 2006

punch a moose

verb. 1) to take a large dump

My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

2 pump chump

noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis

That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.

by JosephD August 30, 2006