Definitions by Jose Gomez
turn it on
To instantly become wiser, interested or to getting the idea for the sake of one's feelings or interests--like a light bulb.
Jack:(smiling slyly to himself)I wonder what's in that shirt of that girl over--
Wilson:(smacking Jack across the back of his head)Turn it on, will ya?
Wilson:(smacking Jack across the back of his head)Turn it on, will ya?
turn it on by Jose Gomez March 3, 2008
buck run
When someone pretends to borrow a buck or more in dollar bills and then runs off with it leaving the victim pennyless.
Sarah: Oh look, the Salvation Army is doing donations for the Christmas season.
Lenny: No stupid, it's a bum on a buck run.
(background: Woo-hoo! I'm rich! Goodbye sucker, hello Absolut!)
Lenny: No stupid, it's a bum on a buck run.
(background: Woo-hoo! I'm rich! Goodbye sucker, hello Absolut!)
buck run by Jose Gomez October 5, 2006
gtfo
An acronym of "Get The F--- Out", said to every newbie, retard and other annoying people when a person can't take it anymore.
Also, a procedure based on the acronym to avoid any arguments or problems for the victim's sake:
Go to the nearest door
*Tell them an excuse (a good one)
*Forget whatever just happened
...AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
Out running like a mofo!
*optional, most of the time people just
go from G to O in a second
Also, a procedure based on the acronym to avoid any arguments or problems for the victim's sake:
Go to the nearest door
*Tell them an excuse (a good one)
*Forget whatever just happened
...AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
Out running like a mofo!
*optional, most of the time people just
go from G to O in a second
Stuart: When the whale of my girlfriend came out of the closet and showed her fishnet stockings with the cottage cheese of her leg sticking out, and told me "What do you think?", I gtfo.
Jack: What did you do after that?
Stuart: Went to a doctor and asked a referral for two cheese doodles and Sprite per day.
Jack: What did you do after that?
Stuart: Went to a doctor and asked a referral for two cheese doodles and Sprite per day.
gtfo by Jose Gomez September 8, 2006
evacuation plan
Susan: Honey, can't we listen to the d--n radio, for an evacuation plan from thwe city?
Steve: We have our own--run!!, run mofo run!!!
Steve: We have our own--run!!, run mofo run!!!
evacuation plan by Jose Gomez September 6, 2006
flipmoded
Although almost impossible to be achieved or attempted, is the re-correction of one's actions or observations in a discouraging way.
(Assuming two people are drunk, one sober)
Rich: I'm tellin' ya, to dial for help is 9-11
Jack: No ya damass!! It's 9-1-2
Mick: Believe it or not, it's 9-1-1
Rich: Oh snap!, you just got flipmoded!!
Rich: I'm tellin' ya, to dial for help is 9-11
Jack: No ya damass!! It's 9-1-2
Mick: Believe it or not, it's 9-1-1
Rich: Oh snap!, you just got flipmoded!!
flipmoded by Jose Gomez June 28, 2006
owned
A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.
See pawned, own3d and pawn3d
See pawned, own3d and pawn3d
What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!
owned by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006
drop the soap
A situation in which leaves you in a suggestible position for painful, embarrasing and/or discouraging consequences
The prison guard's words "Don't drop the soap" was the only time he had before the inmates raped him
Crap!, I dropped the soap and my house got repo-ed. I'm totally f---ed now!
Crap!, I dropped the soap and my house got repo-ed. I'm totally f---ed now!
drop the soap by Jose Gomez June 21, 2006